Monday, August 22, 2011

Dinner at the Ard's

"I'm sorry, that's what we are eating"
"No you can't have something else"
"You are going to spill your milk"
"Sit Still"
"Eat with your silverware"
"It's not spicy"
"Stop sticking your fingers in that"
"Eat your food don't play with it"
"You need to finish what is on your plate"
"Don't rub your food on your face"
"You're going to spill"
"Oh, just try it"
"Take your feet of the table"
"Don't stick that in your nose"
"Dip is for dipping, not licking"
"Milk is for drinking not dipping"
"Use your napkin"
"Chew with your mouth closed"
"Just stop talking for 2 seconds and take a bite"
"I don't know what we are having for dessert"
"I'm not telling you how many bites, just finish it"
"it's getting cold"
"Stop dropping your silverware on the floor"
"You need to have at least one bite of everything"
"Did you just spit that out?"
"You can sing when you are done eating"
"It's NOT spicy!"
"Chew your food"
"No tooting at the table"
"Use your napkin, not your clothes"
"Come on, it's not salty"
"No you can't put honey on it"
"Stop blowing bubbles"
"Keep your food on your plate"
"I don't know what we are having tomorrow night for dinner"
"You can't have dessert unless you eat it all"
"You're almost done"
"I didn't give him/her more that you"
"You're welcome"
"Yes, you can be excused."....................

Want to come to dinner?



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